Floppy Cock Climbers

FLOPPY

COCK

CLIMBERS

Climb the pile of stallions. Beat the height. Mind the dangly bits.

SOLO STACK

Every climber is you. Each new flopper has the round length to climb higher than the last one. Miss the height and it's over.

YOUR NAME ROUND LENGTH (SECONDS)

Take turns on one mouse. Fail to beat the height and you're out at the end of the round. Last flopper standing wins.

2 PLAYERS

ROUND LENGTH (SECONDS)

YOUR NAME

Make a lobby and send your friend the code.

Got a code from a mate?

LOBBY CODE

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ROUND LENGTH (SECONDS)

Click a hand or foot to take control of it. It goes floppy and follows your mouse. Click again to put it down.
Put it down near anything (the face, the stake, the ground, other floppers) and it grabs on. A green ring means it'll stick. In thin air it just flops.
Prefer dragging? Press, hold and drag a limb, then release the button to grab.
Right-click a limb to let go of whatever it's holding.
Fallen in a heap? Press Q to reset to the start, standing up. The clock keeps ticking!
You're only strong while something is holding on. Flail with no grip and you're a wet noodle.
Get above the red dashed line, climb as high as you dare, then press SPACE or ENTER (or the LOCK IN button) to freeze. Your highest point becomes the next line to beat.
If the 60s clock runs out, you only count if you're above the line at that moment.
The thing in your pants has a mind of its own. It can't be controlled. It can only be endured.

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